Anonymous asked: Why are we assuming that D is a guy?
StanfordGirlProblems: Are we? I called D bro, but I don’t use bro as a gendered term. Otherwise, it’s generally accepted to use male pronouns when gender is unknown or mixed. Whether that’s a good thing or not is too complex a question for this blog.
Unfortunately, only D can confirm or deny, and he/she is MIA.
Wow it looks like you got stood up by the blackmailer. How typical of Stanford guys to do that (assuming the blackmailer is a guy)
Yo D
What’s the deal, bro? Haven’t heard from you.
Anonymous asked: did you ever watch the nbc show chuck?
Wow your blackmailer is a jackass. Stay safe, bring friends along (preferably large athletic male ones), bring pepper spray, etc. And don’t meet them at night. I know you probably will do all these things but I’m just concerned. Also, if he’s a Stanford student, he better make sure he ain’t violating the honor code lest his ass get booted out.
StanfordGirlProblems: Aw thank you! Will do.
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