May 2013
39 posts
When I see sorority girls hitting on a guy I like
Anonymous asked: Why are we assuming that D is a guy?
Wow it looks like you got stood up by the blackmailer. How typical of Stanford guys to do that (assuming the blackmailer is a guy)
Yo D
What’s the deal, bro? Haven’t heard from you.
Anonymous asked: did you ever watch the nbc show chuck?
To the %$*@&! cat that functioned as an alarm this...
Wow your blackmailer is a jackass. Stay safe, bring friends along (preferably large athletic male ones), bring pepper spray, etc. And don’t meet them at night. I know you probably will do all these things but I’m just concerned. Also, if he’s a Stanford student, he better make sure he ain’t violating the honor code lest his ass get booted out.
StanfordGirlProblems: Aw...
When my friends are in my room and I'm logged into...
When there are no bottle openers at a party
Rendezvous
Hey classmate. I would like you to meet with me this Friday if you would like to keep your identity hidden. I would like you to respond to this request by writing a paragraph persuading me why I should keep your identity hidden and if you would like to meet me. After you’ve written this, I want you to bury it inside one of the {{deleted}}. I would like to hear your read your response by...
Anonymous asked: Do you know who Stanford Crushes is?
Anonymous asked: so do you like the new dollies or..
Slogging through a pset the day before it's due
When I go to Powwow
When my friend is being lame and won't party with...
When I saw the new dollies
When I have projects to work on and can't go out...
When I woke up after Exotic Robotic
When people ask about my summer plans
WTF happened to Stanford Confessions?
Anonymous asked: Why this site?
Making a robot costume might have been better in...
When I watch Game of Thrones instead of doing my...
When it's senior spring and I have group projects
That doesn't seem right
http://stanfordgirlproblems.tumblr.com/post/49469109595/when-i-pull-an-all-nighter-and-end-up-stalking-my
If you’re done at 4AM, it’s not an all nighter…
StanfordGirlProblems: You reach the point where you’re only halfway done with your pset, but you still somehow have ended up in some very strange corner of facebook…or does that only happen to me?…
When I pull an all nighter and end up stalking my...
Anonymous asked: Do you know when we can get the stickers in White Plaza?
When I borrow a friend's bike
When Im partnered with a cutie in chem lab
When I go fountain hopping after failing a midterm
When I walk down the stairs in Huang
s
Anonymous asked: How do you get into stanford
When I hear freshman talk about how good stern...
When my interviewer is cute
When I start work on a pset and haven't been to...
Anonymous asked: It's summer and I seem to be the only one still packing the freshman 15...
April 2013
53 posts
When I am late and someone bikes in front of me
When I make eye contact with a cute guys at...
…and then realize he’s getting coffee with the chick sitting behind me.
How I picture Senior Wine Tasting
When I go to class for the first time all quarter
When I realize that spring quarter still has...
Anonymous asked: Hey SGP, just a heads up. I noticed sometimes people write to you when they're struggling and I know that can be difficult to respond to. You do a great job (like in your response to the freshman) offering them options. One possible referral you could make is to the Bridge - we do our best to also support the community by being available for calls 24/7 at 650-723-3392. Just in case you need...
When he only knows javascript...
Laying out
What I think I look like*:
What I actually look like:
*Thanks to zoobyzoo (who I am sure does look like that) for the gif.
