Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number (1-800-fucking) so call me baby.
Fucking is 8 letters…you could have just done fuck and then it woud be like a real phone number. Also, the call me maybe jokes are played out. Also, even though those jokes are played out, it still makes me sad that you’re implying call me maybe is a booty call…it’s pure, innocent love at first sight, OK?!
What are the parties at Stanford like and are they fun?
That depends. If you have never touched another person outside of your family, they are the BEST SHIT EVER. If you like methamphetamine, not so much. Alcohol is available, the social scene is basically limited to the row, and no one ever wants to go off campus. The parties can be epic, but you can also get reeeaaallly tired of dancing on a table in French House every weekend.
What is the party scene like/what should freshmen girls expect?
The party scene is mostly frats and houses. Keep checking back for the continuation of StanfordGirlProblems Guide to Frats and StanfordGirlProblems Guide to Houses (coming soon!) … and what you should expect is a lots like the gifs, only louder and with beer and people trying to touch you.