June 2012
64 posts
When there are hot guys from other schools on...
When I walk by a hot guy outside of Coupa
When I learned about thrust
Anonymous asked: highlight of your year?
Waking up after the Polk Street Bar Crawl
When people ask me about the Stanford football...
Anonymous asked: Is Stanford cliqueish?
Anonymous asked: I want to take math 51, physics 6something, CS 106X and some Thinking Matters freshman fall. Will I inevitably take my frustration out by assaulting a group of Korean tourists in front of MemChu and get expelled? It may also be relevant that I am a charming, sensual lover.
Raiding Casa's kitchen on a Saturday Night
When you pass that class after all
When he's an engineer but still can't unclasp your...
nobutreallyguys asked: omg I'm not even going to Stanford but I can already tell so much of this is going to apply to my life at Emory.
Anonymous asked: How easy are Stanford girls?
When I ask about peoples post-grad plans
watching my friends graduate
Anonymous asked: You can be kind of self-deprecating in your responses to questions. I have no idea who you are, but you're successfully running a tumblr so clearly people identify with what you have to say. At the very least, you have that going for you. I don't know what you actually feel, but if you need one, have a smile. You've given me plenty.
When a physics major is good in bed
When I get another email reminder about Course...
When I remember that the real world doesn't run on...
Social Dance
Expectation:
Reality:
Anonymous asked: I have stories for you my love
Last night of the school year---go out with a bang
Not that kind, you slut. Actually, whatever. Stanford is pricey, you need to get a lot of bang for your buck.
2.5 hours into a 3 hour final
Anonymous asked: What is the Stanford dating/relationship scene like?
Men's gymnastics
When my friend and I roll into brunch in last...
Anonymous asked: I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU LIL FRESHMAN IN SOTO ;)
soulofair asked: Are you a part of the class of 2015 too? (I love your blog. I think it's the only thing that's maintaining the small bit of sanity that IHUM keeps trying to steal from me.) Good luck with your finals!
The post-finals analysis
Fulfilling premed requirements
When I'm at TAP and my food takes forever
When my friend posts about his dad's winning...
Anonymous asked: I have an excellent stash of gifs if you want access...
When my regrade request is denied
When I try to use my friend's iphone
Walking into a final after pulling an all nighter
Trying to get a ride to the airport
When one of the Three Books is a suite of...
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201108/douchiest-colleges-america-2011#slide=7
Thanks for confirming stereotypes, guys. Even if there is website with video demonstrations of the applications (lol)…#StanfordDoucheMove
Disappointed that none of our politicians have...
Anonymous asked: What's the key to a stanford guy's heart, if you are a freshman girl?
Anonymous asked: A friend introduced me to your tumblr a day before my PWR RBA was due. I didn't get shit done. I blame you and that friend is not my friend anymore.
Right when I'm enjoying spring quarter, finals...
…and fucking do this.
Anonymous asked: Does an A- in ihum an a serious love of Sherlock count?
Anonymous asked: what's the key to a stanford girl's heart? or just her pants?
Anonymous asked: Dude that last anon smelled kind of like apples...
Anonymous asked: hey girl, wassup. whasz your name? you goes to estanfor? me likey. i like your mind. i want to have intellectual discourse with you.
When the professor calls on me in lecture
Working in a lab
Expectation:
Reality:
When people wear sweaters to interviews
This also holds for sweater dresses.
