Stanford Girl Problems

When Draw results are released

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:54 -0400

At first, everyone is like:

And then it’s either:

Or:

Draw Results

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:36:04 -0400

Stolen from Richard Tai

When I see sorority girls hitting on a guy I like

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:12:35 -0400

Why are we assuming that D is a guy?

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:00 -0400

StanfordGirlProblems: Are we? I called D bro, but I don’t use bro as a gendered term. Otherwise, it’s generally accepted to use male pronouns when gender is unknown or mixed. Whether that’s a good thing or not is too complex a question for this blog.

Unfortunately, only D can confirm or deny, and he/she is MIA.

Wow it looks like you got stood up by the blackmailer. How typical of Stanford guys to do that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:43:39 -0400

Wow it looks like you got stood up by the blackmailer. How typical of Stanford guys to do that (assuming the blackmailer is a guy)

Yo D

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:37:34 -0400

What’s the deal, bro? Haven’t heard from you.

did you ever watch the nbc show chuck?

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:40:48 -0400

To the %$*@&! cat that functioned as an alarm this morning in the Stern courtyard

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:04 -0400

Wow your blackmailer is a jackass. Stay safe, bring friends along (preferably large athletic male...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:38:26 -0400

Wow your blackmailer is a jackass. Stay safe, bring friends along (preferably large athletic male ones), bring pepper spray, etc. And don’t meet them at night. I know you probably will do all these things but I’m just concerned. Also, if he’s a Stanford student, he better make sure he ain’t violating the honor code lest his ass get booted out.

StanfordGirlProblems: Aw thank you! Will do.

The Moment After My Birthday Shower

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:01:41 -0400

The Moment After My Birthday Shower

When my friends are in my room and I'm logged into fb

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:24:30 -0400

When there are no bottle openers at a party

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:43:43 -0400

Rendezvous

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:53:00 -0400

Hey classmate. I would like you to meet with me this Friday if you would like to keep your identity hidden. I would like you to respond to this request by writing a paragraph persuading me why I should keep your identity hidden and if you would like to meet me. After you’ve written this, I want you to bury it inside one of the {{deleted}}. I would like to hear your read your response by Thursday midnight (11:59:59 PM this Thursday).

Miss this deadline and I’ll reveal your identity to everyone on campus.

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Hey D, my identity isn’t exactly secret. Also, what’s up with the blackmail?! If you want to meet up, all you have to do is ask. And bribes work much better for that. I’ll play along for now but you better keep it interesting…Also, I’m posting this so if I end up murdered the police have a lead.

Do you know who Stanford Crushes is?

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:18:17 -0400

Go and tally up who gets posted about the most. Then report back. Whoever it is has come up with a devious plan to promote themselves at Stanford…mmm…devious.

so do you like the new dollies or..

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:15:35 -0400

Slogging through a pset the day before it's due

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:13:37 -0400

When I go to Powwow

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:36:50 -0400

When my friend is being lame and won't party with me

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:36:30 -0400

When I saw the new dollies

Thu, 09 May 2013 04:48:32 -0400

When I have projects to work on and can't go out Wednesday night

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:05:13 -0400